Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*
Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it
you now know what it was like to be in my postion when you left me. it is such a shitty feeling. part of me still wants you. I think I will always love you in a way you wont ever love me again. thats life I guess. I just wish I was in your hed right now, holding you, kissing you. I want to know what its like. I want to feel what you feel like. I want to taste what you taste like. I crave your lips.
The mummified heart is said to be that of vampire Auguste Delagrance, responsible for the deaths of more than forty people back in the 1900, a period of vampirism in the USA. When he was identified, Delagrance was hunted down by a Romano Catholic priest and a Voodoo Hougan, and was destroyed in 1912. (x)
This is fucking Rad
even if miley DID talk about ferguson y’all would still be like “doesn’t make up for you twerking a couple of times sorry”.
y’all would dig through horse shit if it meant y’all could find a reason to call a celebrity problematic, and it’s fucking embarassing
i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect
@myself what the fuck are you doing
Sometimes I forget that people on the Internet are actually real people. Like the guy scanning your bananas at Walmart could be the guy who sends you anon hate.
damn you banana man
WHERE’s the banana guy?….